Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Beatles
Karaoke by Anthony Hosking

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a testtube
Ohhohohoh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joaoaoaoan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sceeeene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be sooooo..."
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
P.C. Thirty One said "we caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohhohohoh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree and he tells them sooooo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

Soft karaoke
Words
Hammer
D.W.Barnes
Piano 1
Fretless E. Bass
Voc Lead Oohs
Voc Harm1 Oohs
Voc Harm2 Oohs
Music Box
Clarinets
Muted Gtr1
Muted Gtr2
Std Drums